DEMOCRACY LEADS TO JUNK FOOD
AM: You are entering the Pie-Light Zone
Friday January 28th 2000
This morning, on
the last day of the Conference on Biosafety, at exactly 10:05 AM, and for the third
time in a week, the merry pies flew in the face of GE food promoters. This time,
it was John Herity of Environment Canada that tasted the citizenís pastry uprising.
Herity, Co-chair of the Canadian Delegation (paid by our money) but representing
the Miami group (to make money), was surrounded by Greenpies delivery agents who
are committed to a world where pigs and chickens do not mate, where CEOs and governemments
do not mate because, when they do, their offspring (like the WTO) are deformed and
We would like to thank the Canadian Government who lets us grow genetically engineered
pies (specially designed for politicians and businesspeople) in the fields of this
country. Those pies do contaminate other natural pastries, but hey, this is science
advancement weíre talking about!
We, at Greenpies, testify that GE pies are good for CEOs and government officials
who want us to eat their genetic experiment. This is our way of sharing with them
the frankenfood buffet being served to the people.
Pie is the Limit!
Que Qui Peut Puisse!